Considering the more than 2,600
golf course communities in the United States--up from
1,400 a decade ago--it's inevitable that more than
a few homes would be built too close to the fairway.
So it is that Golf Digest has conducted its first
search for The Worst Golf Homes in America. We started
by following leads in Florida, Arizona, South Carolina,
Nevada, New Jersey, Missouri, Ohio and New York. We
even investigated a building in Mexico so riddled
with golf balls that the adjacent par 4 has become
known as "The House Hole." While we found
plenty of horror stories, we also discovered that
one person's three-bedroom, two-bath bomb shelter
is someone else's castle. With the exception of one
couple, none of the residents of the homes described
here are ready to sell.
These homeowners have dug in, installing metal shutters,
planting 30-feet-tall pine trees and even using chicken
wire to protect their windows. If a golf ball lands
in their corn flakes every now and then, it's the
price they are willing to pay. (Or, in some cases,
it's a price they attempt to get the golfer or the
golf course to pay--see the accompanying story on
the legal issues involved.)
"When we built our house, we knew we were going
to get hit," says Joel Empie, who lives behind
the protection of $20,000 aluminum shutters in a home
at the Omni Tucson National Golf Resort & Spa
in Arizona. "I put myself in harm's way, so if
it means a few broken windows, so be it. If I had
to do it all over again, we'd build right here on
this spot."
So pull up a chair, put on your hard hat and listen
to these stories:
'Just hit it over this porch'
Jeff Ward couldn't believe what he was hearing. He
was in his backyard gardening one day when a golf
cart stopped behind him. Normally the sound of golfers
wouldn't even make him turn around, because Ward and
his wife, Ellie, live next to a tee box on Roses Run
Country Club, a public golf course in Stow, Ohio.
But on this day, it was the golfers' conversation
that got his attention.
"They were getting ready to play the third hole,
but one guy was already telling the other what the
strategy was for the tee shot on the fourth hole,"
Jeff says. "The one golfer pointed toward our
house and said, 'See this house? Now just hit it over
this porch and you'll have a shot at the green.' It
was all I could do to bite my tongue."
The 385-yard, dogleg-right, downhill par 4 makes
nearly a 90-degree right turn and is reachable for
big hitters who take the shortcut over the corner
of the Ward's property--especially from the white
tees, where the hole's length of 346 yards brings
the green into play with a 250-yard drive. "If
a ball catches the slope, it's reachable," Jeff
says.
Despite the 100 balls a year that land somewhere
on the property, the Wards don't intend to move.
"We've been here for seven years, and we're
not going anywhere," Ellie says. "We knew
the house would get hit by a few golf balls when we
moved in. Granted, we didn't know how many, but we've
learned to live with it."
'The three-window rule'
So many windows have been broken on Marion and Barbara
Benton's $1.7 million plantation-style home near Myrtle
Beach, S.C., they have implemented "the three-window
rule." In other words, they don't bother fixing
broken windows until at least three go down for the
count. The Bentons say 51 windows have been broken
on their three-story home since they moved in next
to the Wachesaw Plantation's par-5 18th hole in 1989.
"We're 75 yards from the center of the fairway,
about 210 yards from the tee . . . oh, and of course,
we're on the right side of the fairway," says
Marion. (A hint for those who are thinking about buying:
Because most players have a tendency to slice the
ball, you may want to rethink that location right
of the fairway, 180 yards or so from the tee.)
Marion still remembers the day he was sitting in
the Carolina room thumbing through a Reader's Digest
when a ball rolled up to his feet. "The house
gets hit about four times a week," he says. "We
didn't realize we had a problem until we started building
the home."
Marion bears no ill will toward erratic golfers--"it's
part of living here," he says--but a carpenter
who was installing the framing of the house was not
so understanding when he was nearly skulled by a ball.
When the golfer asked him to throw the ball back down,
the carpenter used a nail gun to fire a peg right
through the ball. Then he threw it to the golfer.
"Now you've got a permanent tee," the carpenter
said.
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